Kymaro Curve Control™ Jeans have come up with a solution to fix any body typethe special denim weave contours to your body, the same way shape wear holds you in, but this is all jean. The Curve Control ™ Jeans will shape you and mold to your body lifting your bottom, flattening your stomach, making you look and feel your best. A higher rise and a stretchy waistband accommodates a fuller midsection, eliminating muffin tops. Smooth fabric around the hips and thighs magically make you look pounds thinner. The back pockets are bigger and placed in the center of each cheek to make the derriere look smaller, flatter, and fierce along with the stitching on the back and side lift and smooth the derriere. The dark even wash has a streamlining effect on your legs, and the tummy panel stitching holds in the lower abdomen. Also, the outer seam sits more to the front of the thigh to make your legs look long and thin.
Umm, so do the expect you to buy several pairs of these and wear these all the time? And what’s the guy gunna say when he finally sees you don’t have the body that’s being hinted at with the jeans? So instead of eating right and exercising and improving your overall health as well as your body, you buy a magic pair of jeans that don’t work when you’re naked. This is why other countries make fun of us.
“Not even your husband will tell…” AAH! LYING IS UNHEALTHY IN A RELATIONSHIP! <=o Men, beware! Kymaro is practically worse than beer goggles!
LMAO!! Are you kidding me? SJust op stuffing our fat face and go to the gym you fat cows!
“Do these jeans make my ass look fat?”
No, it’s your ass that makes your ass look fat.
i liked the butt cleavage lol
Soo… when the idiot that falls for this trick ends up in bed, is he gonna see an avalanche of FAT falling out?
or you could just work out…
those are fucking huge butts
Do these jeans make me look fat?
No your fat makes you look fat.
“Are you tired of spending hundreds of dollars on jeans that were made to fit that skinny mannequin…?”
How…is that even related? That doesn’t make sense.
2:16 you dont have a butt?
Now with new armpit-height waist!
are they called ‘curve control’ because they make the curve of your ass completely dissappear?
No more butt cleavage. Please.
seriously these jeans are so ugly who on earth would buy such high waisted jeans in the year 2010 lol. These girls asses look creepy and unnatural in the jeans too. Worst product.
Those jeans are ugly as sin.
“Its not your fault you can’t fit into those jeans, It’s the jeans fault!”
You’re fat.
don’t try to sugar coat it or you’ll eat that too.
it’s called buying clothes in your size guys
lol
jeans for fat pigs,what will they think of next?